Tuesday, February 22, 2011

I'm Gonna Try

To write in this blog!!!!

Man, I don't know about you guys, but this shitty late-winter weather is zapping all of my motivation and will to live. It's all blustery and slushy here and just... ugh. I'm chugging through it, man. I'll rally.

I did that "YOU SHOULD REALLY CARE ABOUT THIS" feature like once and then never brought is up again, but I'm going to try again. This time I'll do some things you should care about to beat the winter blues.

You Should Really Care About:

Enchanting, Feel-Good, Adventure Comics Like Bone, Tin Tin, Uncle $crooge, and All-Star Superman - I'm taking this comic making course this semester and everyone is nutso for like, Daniel Clowes and Charles Burns style "the world is shit and I should die" comics. Those comics are peachy, genius even, but I'm burned out on art-school kids and their various forms of depression. Don't torture yourself in these long winter months with stories about blue-collar schlubs and their families who hate them. Read about a rich, talking duck.
the first balla
Die Hard - fucking awesome movie.

The Kinks - The most under appreciated British Invasion Band? In my totally uniformed opinion, yes they are. I think because you can't find much of their shit on iTunes, they've fallen by the wayside, but illegally download a copy of Lola Versus Powerman and the Moneygoround and go "hog wild."

The Rock-afire Explosion - Watch the youtube I linked and then watch this documentary about the band and the people who created and love them. The doc isn't going to blow any one away, but it's sweet and hilarious and full of Southern rednecks of the highest caliber. It'll make you despise Chuck E. Cheese.

Minecraft - I don't know if the GSS has a big "ga(y)mer" following, but this game is zen as heck and I'm hopelessly addicted to it.

Adventure Time - Watch it! It's uplifting.

also Parks and Rec - way better than The Office ever was.

The world is so gay-balls right now, everyone needs to add some positivity to their lives.

PS you can pretend to care about my Monster Project, too, if you want. New monster coming in the next few days!!!!!! (hint: it hails from the lost continent of Mu)

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Big Sky Spider Film Festival Update

Spider Gangsters,

Fast times at Missoula High. Saw two more films today! YLT on Tuesday was best, but I'll tell you about one I saw today. The other one was like a half hour long and kind of a piece of shit, so I won't waste your time.

Yo La Tengo Presents The Sound of Science

Here is the deal: French filmmaker, critic, actor, etc. Jean Painlevé was fascinated by nature and said in his essay "Feet in the Water," published in 1935: "Wading around in water up to your ankles or navel, day and night, in all kinds of weather, even in areas where one is sure to find nothing, digging about everywhere for algae or octopus, getting hypnotized by a sinister pond where everything seems to promise marvels although nothing lives there. This is the ecstasy of any addict." He was cool and weird.

So, he made films. Painlevé did all this kooky (and revolutionary) underwater/through the side of a tank photography and made several short films about these different tide pool creatures: octopi, sea urchins, sea horses, spider crabs, et. al. The photography is stunning, but because he was sort of pseudo-Surrealist and, well, fucking French, it's a lot of mind-boggling close-ups of teeny tiny pieces of sea urchin spines I can't see in real life and/or footage of octopi banging. Each one also had wacky French narration with English subtitles, and its own score. 23 of these finished films were recently anthologized and entitled Science is Fiction.

What Yo La Tengo did is basically just turn down the volume on eight of these short films, create their own accompaniment for the footage, and string them together into one long piece. The final product is totally rad and I was veritably "tripping balls" during the whole thing. A lot of the time I couldn't fathom what I was actually looking at, and the rest of the time it was essentially underwater invertebrate porn, but it was great anyway; YLT does an neat job of deconstructing Painlevé's work and, in a way, modernizing it. The juxtaposition of the two arts is incredible, and I've not ever spent much time with the band before, but I guess I plan to now.


Black February

The first film I saw today was about a dude in New York, Butch Morris, who basically invented a new way of making music with traditional classical and jazz musicians, and he called it "Conduction." The idea is that one can conduct (that is, orchestrate) improvisation, and create an entirely new piece of music based simply on the musicians' ideas and feelings. He has a series of hand motions that mean a series of things (repeat, sustain, go back to that beginning part, etc.), and with just that, he can tame down the chaos of musicians playing whatever they feel and turn it into a solid groove.

"In an age when the term 'interactive' has come to mean 'between human and machine,'" Morris said, "It seems reasonable to hope that an acoustic medium of collective interpersonal intelligence could achieve a greater degree of cross-cultural dialogue and trans-social communication than it has to date."

The movie focuses on both the history of Morris's Conduction and the crazy set of concerts he did to celebrate the 20-year anniversary of the art form in 2005: 44 shows in 28 days in a series called Black February. It paints Morris to be a somewhat unreachable artist; I could barely understand what he was trying to describe, but when his musicians and other composers or critics spoke of him, he and his passions both became more recognizable.

I wish they would have focused more on one element: Morris also used this conducting technique with choruses of people reading aloud. I couldn't tell if they were his musicians reading texts instead of playing their instruments (practicing recognition of the hand motions, for example) or an entirely different set of people doing entirely different art. Either way, it was sort of like a chorus of slam poets all reading different things at the same time, creating a whole new poem when they came together, and I was disappointed when that segment ended abruptly and was never revisited.

The other thing I think is interesting is that the original, more familiar definition of "conduction" is the transfer of heat energy through materials. The parallel of this conduction with Morris's conduction is an interesting idea, but not once did anyone bring it up. A thing to think about, and nobody thought about it.


Besides that, like I said, the other movie I saw today was more or less worthless, and I decided getting a Blizzard was more important. Moving on!

Friday, February 18, 2011

sam, don't call me and idiot.

or i will stop texting you for realzies.

sorry for my absence... i do have legitimate excuses but i won't bore you with them here. for the past two months my life has been swinging between the two worlds of "busy as balls" and "too lazy to do shit". here are some highlights since i've been gone:

1.) I'M FUCKING MOVING TO NORWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's right suckas, norway. when people ask me what's in norway i respond with "norwegians".... but seriously. russell apparently is madly in love with me and asked me to move out of the country with him. and i said yes. and it's cool, but also very scary. on a shitty sidenote: i am unable to bring my dog to said foreign country with me because of what is known as "breed specific legislation" which in layman's terms mans that the bad rap that pitbulls get apparently is solid fact over there and he's not even allowed in the country. so i cry every morning but i will get to see him again when we move back in approximately one year.

2.) i'm moving in with russell.
this mostly has to do with the fact that we are moving out of the country and it would be prudent of us to live together first, just in case we end up hating eachother before we leave and also to save money. i really never go home anyway and jeccy (otherwise known as jessi mullowney) is a bitchin cook.

3.) as of this summer i will be spending one week a month traveling around montana and tattooing my friends before i go. so i will spend several days in butte and several days in missoula. get some shit together. be excited.

i think that pretty much sums up the majors in casa de olive right now. i'm sure i have more stuff to write about but i might wait an obscenely long time just to make sam mad (but you can totally eat a butt, sam)

julia>>> i want to know what's the hardest thing you've had to do teaching o far?

sam>>> i still miss you.

max>>>> keep posting pictures on your facebook. they are awesome and tide me over until your glorious return.

calvin is dumb.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

This blog will never die!

Don't let Sam fool you- this blog has proven to be one of the most-difficult-to-kill things I've ever tried to kill ever, and like a pheonix from the ashes it will rise again. (It is also like grass, which grows from the protected underground shoots when eaten or burned in a fire, so is one of the most resilient plants on earth. It covers more land than any other plant. I learned that in Planet Earth "Great Plains" when I was subbing for 7th grade science this morning).

So. Yes. I have started (sort of) another blog, which started to be my excuse for not pulling my Spider weight, but I don't really write on that one either so in reality I just haven't been feeling very bloggy. More like groggy.

Student teaching is balls hard! I have a lot of responsibility and grading and planning every day, plus twice in the last week they've dropped "We need a substitute teacher for such-and-such" in my lap last minute, so I have to suddenly drop everything and move classrooms. If nothing else, subbing gives me a chance to practice my respect-my-authoritay-immediatlay skills. More details about student teaching in the otha blog, if you're interested.

Elsewhere, it was Valentine's Day, and for some reason I didn't straight up quit working at the flower shop when I started student teaching, so I spent like 30 hours there this weekend and yesterday perpetuating the waste cycle that is the flower market. Plunder the earth growing a rose farm, ship it across the globe and then across the country, use only the good ones (throw the bad ones in the garbage for hobos to give to their hobo sweeties), sell them at incredible prices to shmoes who need to make someone momentarily happy. That is my nutshell interpretation of the flower industry. Valentine's Day was pretty successful for BFS, though, so good job, America!

This is me preparing for the onslaught of late-blooming Valentine's Day customers.

Elsewhere elsewhere, the Big Sky Documentary Film Festival has taken ahold of Missoula, and one of the main events, Yo La Tengo Presents The Sounds of Science is tonight. Yo La Tengo will be performing a live version of the score they've created for some old-timey underwater seascape jellyfish filming. Should be a good time. More on that later.


LASTLY, AND THIS IS IMPORTANT!

KBGA (the only thing ol' Clark loves more than me and his mom) is doing their annual pledge drive this week, and I don't usually do this, but I am here to ask you to donate. They have some pretty baller premiums, too, so if you don't want to donate just because you're kind or value college radio or whatever, do it for the goods. You can either call in at (406) 243-KBGA or go straight to their website, which just got a killer makeover and is fun and sexy to look at and click on. DO IT!

Monday, February 14, 2011

Hey Idiots!

We're so so close to 10,000 hits. Don't let the blog die yet :(

Sunday, February 6, 2011

A Brief thing

I've not been too busy to write on here, just a little uninspired. Here it goes anyway.

I am currently learning that Rachel has an embarrassingly big crush on Dana Carvey of all people. She is, as I type this, quoting his SNL George Bush skits and just generally acting the fool/being adorable. So I Wikipedia'd Dana Carvey and found out that he was born in Missoula, Montana. Did any of you GSS'ers know that?

Anyway here's the deal: Dana is probably way nicer than Bill Murray and way easier to contact. Also, I'd bet that way, way less things get written about him on the internet, so...

DANA CARVEY, when you do your daily Google of your own name that I know all celebrities do, you could maybe see this and drop a little comment about your time in Montana. This blog loves Missoula! And we love you!

Then, if you're feeling nice, call Bill Murray's secret hotline and ask him to give me some Butte info, please...

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Naked lady in public causes quite a stir

I know the Giant Spiders care about art and art things. So here's what's going down in Colombia town:

Botero's 'Mujer de pie desnuda', or 'Naked woman standing'

This new statue (the first Botero piece to reside in Bucaramanga) has caused quite an outrage since it was placed in San Pio Park in December 2010. It has nothing to do with the fact she's not wearing clothes. This winter Colombia suffered its worse rainy season on record, and 400 families in Bucaramanga alone were left homeless. During that time, the city erected 'Mujer de pie desnuda', which it bought for roughly $1.25 million dollars. Many citizens were outraged that the city would spend so much money on art when so many people were suffering from homelessness. The city replied that it bought the piece well over a year ago, before the intense winter flooding. Citizens responded that the timing doesn't matter...even a year ago that money could have been put towards much needed social projects. Botero responded that investment in art is a sign of a city's development and progress. Bucaramanga might need quite a bit more progress, given that many people have leveled accusations against the city's mayor (who many believe used public funds to buy the statue while himself receiving a cut of the money from Botero).

I walk by this statue everyday on my way to work...and past the 24-hour security guard designated to protect it (after it was erected someone shot this poor lady with a paintball gun). I really do think it's beautiful, and it's nice to see so many people who come out to enjoy the piece and get their picture taken in front of it. At the same time, I see that Bucaramanga, while a pretty nice city given Colombian standards, has a whole list of things to improve...not the least of which is the crumbling infrastructure in its northern section. I feel like the pragmatist in me wins the debate, contending that the money should have been invested otherwise. At the same time, Bucaramanga has a practically non-existent public art culture, so such an incredible public piece seems like a step in the right direction as far as 'culture' goes. Who knows. These are just my mixed thoughts. I imagine that someone has also complained about the statue as a display of public nudity...but I'm not going to touch that one because I'm 100% sure I know what the Giant Spiders think about not wearing clothes in public.

So say something. Also, how much do you think Butte Silver Bow would be willing to pay for a Botero rendition of, let's say, a naked Bill Murray? Or maybe we could just trade the Lady of the Rockies?