Briefly

Clark is getting two tattoos on, "coincidentally," April 20. The first is a turkey in a pan.

A turkey in a pan?

Yes. A turkey in a pan. His friend Chris, with whom he's going to the parlor on 4/20, is going to draw it for him and it'll be some kind of "bonding" experience. But still.

Don't worry, he's thought about it thoroughly.

The second, which Chris is also designing, and is getting a matching one so they can be twinzies, is a Jet Life logo. You see, there's this rapper, Curren$y, that Clark and Chris (and a number of our other friends, including myself) are vaguely obsessed with. He has some sort of company and/or organization called Jets... which I haven't been able to totally figure out, but they do have a clothing line and a number of other things. And as far as I can tell, a large part of them calling themselves the Jets is because they get hiiiiiiighhhhhhh all the time. Like, as high as the sky, or, as he says in one of my favorites: "High off this purple shit/ No lie, I'm flyin. I'm so roasted."

Curren$y really appreciates the finer things in life, namely weed, ping-pong, and ladders, unlike other rappers, who have much shallower pursuits.

So yeah Clark and Chris have huge crushes this guy, and plan to brand themselves forever as Jets themselves. Maybe they'll feel sheepish when Curren$y comes to town in a few weeks (!), and maybe they won't. I guess we'll just have to see.