Sam did it!

I dig the new banner. The exclmation point ever so subtly drawn on to the spider is a nice touch. Actually, instead of being shirtless in Haiti, I am well-clothed in the Ivory Towers of Liberal Academia, sitting at my cushy job being overpaid for doing not too much. I'm a fraud. Calvin probably really is eating a cosmic brownie, though. He is genuine and that's why we keep him around. I aspire to spend my life doing manual labor so as to assuage my ever-crushing guilt while Calvin hopes to make millions by packing random numbers and letters into spread sheets and then pawning his contrived product off to a hapless public. But Sam is a visionary and the only one of us who actually creates anything. He wins.