in chicago

it's big and shit, but I was expecting to be slightly more terrified. I'm in the "hip" part of town where everyone wears tight pants and looks sad, so I fit right in. I've been looking for pizza, but I can't find any. We accidentally went to a faux-Hooters sports bar where the waitresses wore kilts and plaid bikini tops. There's a nationwide theater school audition in my hotel, so there are completely absurd theater kids running around and being melodramatic all up in here. There's a guy sitting near me singing show tunes :(((((((

It's pretty much like I expected:

1. There are pictures of the Blues Brothers everywhere. Get over it, Chicago.

2. Some people have cool accents, but less do than I expected.

3. It looks like Gotham City.

4. Loudspeakers on the streets constantly playing Sufjan Stevens.

5. I'm cooler than everyone here.

6. fucking cold

I'm going to get a disposable camera and take some pictures of the rest of my trip. Again, if you're from here, tell me what I must do ASAP.

Max: You're last post was shameful. Proofread that shit.

F- see me after class

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