1. Sorry I haven't written here in a while. I just got disillusioned with my friends because they are awful.
2. Something extraordinary has happened to Max and I'm calling him out to write about it or my next blog post will be a slanderous piece about how small his penis is.
3. I have such a scheme planned for this Summer that I will blog all about.
4. I have such a book planned for this Summer that I will also blog all about.
5. I don't know if anyone read that thing I wrote about Adventure Time!, but it started a few days ago and it surpassed all my expectations and is the most legit "art" cartoon on TV right now.
6. I need a job.
THE LIVING END
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