Max is terrible and I am dying

We have been on the road literally forever and ever. I hiked the Grand Canyon and saw a fake volcano in Vegas and a bunch of other horrible things and now I am passing away. Julia's last blog was so good and a sight for sore eyes, so congrats.

Ummmmm, I took like four pictures so I guess I'll put them up l8r. Me and Max got so so married as heck in Vegas, but I suspect he's cheating on me on account of my weakened and impotent state.

I'm like all Superman with Kryptonite all over his shit over here I'm so tired, fur reals, so check ya and I'll tell you some stories in the next few days.