You're All Dead To Me and Other Things

I have received no e-mails regarding imaginary friends. So far this blog's overarching theme is "everyone fails Sam repeatedly and he whines ineffectually." Soooo... you know... fuck you guys.

BIG NEWS THAT'S SO EXCITING

Because my friend Julia has commented more times than Calvin and Max have posted combined, I have granted her request to join the GSS. I don't know what it is she'll write about, but she's pretty smart and not nearly as lazy or devoid of creativity as C and M.

I lied about Pancho and Lefty. It'll be done sooooooooooooooon?