Here I am!

It's true. Max and Calvin are medium blog failures (Calvin is debatably a Taco Bell fire hot caliber failure) so I have come to make Sam quit whining. I don't know what it is I'll write about either, but it's finals next week so any writing that's not me making a curriculum for 9th grade English is great and good.

Notable characteristics:

1. Pleased this has spell check.

2. Naps frequently.

3. Rarely brushes hair.

4. Street cred currently compromised by mononucleosis.

5. Mild dumpster diving skills.

6. Probably won't ever write long blog posts.

7. Thinking about quitting smoking.

8. Pretends to be a musician.

9. Not worried, even ironically, about zombies.

10. Needs to reel in the swears.

Likes:

1. Dogs.

2. Lists.

3. Kate Nash's new album way better than the old one.

4. Big water bottles.

5. Grandma Tanya on Facebook.

Dislikes:

1. Unloading the dishwasher.

Okay I think that's a good inaugural post.

By the way if you totally immediately become my biggest fan and click on my profile link over there and notice that I write for another blog, don't read it. It's for class and the other people have names like "writer dude" and "redhead readin." You know.