Get Off My Back

Hey guys! What's up with you? Me? Oh, you know, I still live in Chicago. It's cool.

I guess it's been maybe a few weeks too long since I've written on this thing, but you have to understand that pretty much I'll I do here in Art Schoool is homework (here's a secret i went through most of college pretty much doing almost none of my homework so this is a big deal for me!!!!!!!!!). I'm trying to commandeer (steal) a camera so I don't just have boring-ass walls of text.

people like hot dogs here

Here's some stuff I've done to tide you over until I can write something not shitty/think of something interesting to write about:

1. Learned a bunch of nerd bullshit like "Flash" and "Maya" and "Photoshop" and gay shit no one who gets laid regularly would ever care about.

2. Made a cartoon with a farting dinosaur.

3. Found a nice girlfriend(!) who is also a bomb ass photographer/painter. HERE IS HER WEB DOMAIN you will notice I am in first place on that blog, just the way it should be.

4. Fuck you, Max!

5. Met a bouncer who got us into a Dirty Projectors show for free.

6. Pushed a man in front of a subway train.

I miss you all especially bad. I will get a GSS tattoo if Olivia really gets one. I promise.

Friday is my birthday so you all have to write nice posts about MEEEEEE.