CHICAGO HERE I COME!!!!!!!!!!

ok so all of you can be really fucking jealous right now because I'M GOING TO GO SEE SAM FOR HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!

yeah. suck it.

so we were texting this morning trying to figure out what i want to dress up as, because i can't mob into chicago for the first time ever in my life with a lame ass costume. (like russ is going as cowboy- real original) and then we got into that whole conversation of how "once girls hit a certain age can they not dress up like car crash fatalities and have to be hawt or what?" -sam 11:53 am today
to which i replied "you only have x amount of time to be hawt before your just inappropriate with saggy skin and thinning hair" to which sam replied "that actually makes perfect sense, i take it back." lol lol lol lol.

but that got me thinking... at which point did it become ok for me to stop dressing up as bill murray from the ghost busters (you're welcome sam) or a dalmation, or dracula, and start dressing up as uma thurman in various movie roles, or dita von teese? and i'm starting to realize that the only reason that i dress up all floozy like every single year is because i'm fucking lazy. do you know how long it takes to fashion your own home-made proton pack? or how full face chalky make-up tends to start melting after the first thirty minutes? do you know how easy it is to just push your boobs out a bit, wear lace gloves and some sort of stockings and people see that as being adequately costumey? so so so so easy. last year i was a vampire ballerina. i got the dress second hand from my old room mate.... and it took me all of thirty minutes to get ready. it took my boyfriend longer to throw fake blood all over him than it took me to get fully dressed and then scrub aforementioned fake blood out of the carpet because someone got a little too enthusiastic.

and now i am in the midst of deciding if i'm going to be a drag queen or lady luck for halloween. the drag queen thing would be so rad bu i would have to find a full length sequin gown that fit well, and maybe pluck my eyebrows off and redraw them on to get the full effect you know what i mean? and as sam pointed out earlier lady luck might be a little obscure. so we'll see how far my laziness extends and maybe i'll just punk out and be that soulless cunt kat von d. easy enough.

bill murray bill murray bill murray zombieland.

sam. i'm gonna pee a little bit when i see you. you are forewarned.

julia. i'm sure your costume is way more witty and well-thought than mine. don't judge me.

max.... are you even celebrating? do they do that down there?

calvin. hi.




gss out.