i expect all of our male contributors to post pictures of their progress, and in return, i won't. (this clause exempts calvin seeing as how he could not grow facial hair if he tried really really hard and used lots of rogaine on his face.)
i know you guys will never be as awesome as these guys, but give it a go for testicular cancer awareness and my enjoyment.... ok mostly my enjoyment but we can hide it under the testicular cancer guise to keep some of your dignity intact.
i know you guys will never be as awesome as these guys, but give it a go for testicular cancer awareness and my enjoyment.... ok mostly my enjoyment but we can hide it under the testicular cancer guise to keep some of your dignity intact.
this is a picture of bill murray with a mustache
on a sadder note, i had to leave sam in chicago. i would have stayed but i have a dog in montana that i could not bear to part with and none of my friends are responsible enough to get him on a plane safely. poo. he does have one really cool roommate who told him that russ and i are beautiful (tee hee) and one not so cool room mate who wears lots of red flannel and watches sports center all day long. but his hawt latina girlfriend makes up for it. russell tried to get us all killed halloween night by inappropriately high-fiving gangsters, but before that we all sang karaoke and got real drunk at some sort of karaoke bar where the dj sang purple rain and it was the coolest thing i have ever witnessed in my life. pictures are up on facebook for those of you who are interested. i got to see a real live shark at the shedd aquarium and almost pooped myself, but luckily there were sea horses to save the day. all in all chicago is pretty rad.
i'm thinking about quitting the cigarettes, but like most things in my life i will more than likely abandon this idea within the week.
gss tattoo coming soon. promise.
and once again my effing links don't work cuz i'm dumb.
ReplyDeleteremember that you can tattoo my sweet booty if you quit for a year
ReplyDeletewe are now hit number one on google for "Bill Murray Mustache" I am very proud of you all.
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ReplyDeletePS perhaps some day you will learn how to post pictures and links correctly. Until that day I will pick up your slack the best I can.
ReplyDeleteOlivia, if you quit, what are you doing to tattoo on Kelly's sweet booty?
ReplyDeleteI haven't shaved since... September and will continue to not shave until I have to wear a skirt to the middle school and it's too obvious that my luscious leg hairs are poking through my nylons. Post script: we are in Montana and therefore chilly and unfashionable which means full-blown leggins are acceptable for under skirts which means you probably won't ever be able to tell that I threw away my last razor blade weeks ago.
ReplyDeletesam, thanks for being such a dedicated friend so that i don't look so stupid.
ReplyDeletemax, kelly has not decided yet, but she wants it small so no one but pat will know that it's there, except for the fact that she just TOLD THE WHOLE FREAKING INTERNET THAT SHE WILL HAVE IT ON HER SWEET BOOTY ONE DAY!
julia, i'm proud of you. your leg hairs sound luscious. i had to make a pact with russell that if he participated in no shave november that i wouldn't, and since i'm a sucker for a man with a beard, so i have to shave at least once a week (which is how long it takes him to notice anyway and by that time i'm half way to wookie status so i am technically cheating on our deal). i have like six pairs of leggings, by the way. THEY ARE NOT OUT OF STYLE!